Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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