I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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