now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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