i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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