it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
A bitchslap is in order.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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