why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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