At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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