found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
