he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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