Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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