at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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