I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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