Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My ass is underappreciated
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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