Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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