he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
