yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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