is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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