I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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