If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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