So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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