apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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