That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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