Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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