We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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