it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Randomize
