is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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