ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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