oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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