i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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