i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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