Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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