Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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