Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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