at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He is an equal opportunity slut.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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