I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just got carded by a ten year old.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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