Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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