WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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