never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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