You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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