Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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