Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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