I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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