yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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