There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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