Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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