I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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