if you like me you must not know who I am
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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