Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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