Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Of course I have a pirate flag
so much tequila, so little girl.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
