So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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