It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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