those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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