We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Even my vagina gasped.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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