I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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